Ladies (and curious gentlemen):

I apologize for my pro-longed absence. I have, however, as of October, been dating a really great guy who treats me like a queen and has yet to give me a reason to break up with him.

I will return to my regularly scheduled blog posts if/when that ever changes. In the meantime, thanks for being such loyal, faithful readers and telling all your friends about me!

When Jesus said we would do greater works than him, was he referring to successfully suppressing homicidal urges on a bad date?

You call it a pick-up line; I call it a big, red “idiot” sign. Can you please excuse me so I can run away screaming?

Once again, my love life becomes blog fodder. Sigh.

On a side note, I think this proves that God is, indeed, a black woman. This should surprise no one.

Special thanks to the worship leader who looks like Adam Levine for inspiring today’s post!