So, this account got hacked …

Sorry, ladies and gents. Apparently my account got hacked by someone pushing garcinia. I have no idea what garcinia is. Except that you probably shouldn’t take some substance being hawked by people who have to hack other people’s accounts in order to sell it. If it’s that good, it’ll sell itself. ‘Nuff said.

When Jesus said we would do greater works than him, was he referring to successfully suppressing homicidal urges on a bad date?

You call it a pick-up line; I call it a big, red “idiot” sign. Can you please excuse me so I can run away screaming?

Once again, my love life becomes blog fodder. Sigh.

On a side note, I think this proves that God is, indeed, a black woman. This should surprise no one.