When Jesus said we would do greater works than him, was he referring to successfully suppressing homicidal urges on a bad date?

You call it a pick-up line; I call it a big, red “idiot” sign. Can you please excuse me so I can run away screaming?

Once again, my love life becomes blog fodder. Sigh.

On a side note, I think this proves that God is, indeed, a black woman. This should surprise no one.

Special thanks to the worship leader who looks like Adam Levine for inspiring today’s post!